Purple Alpha Male Unicorn Hoodie crown-unicorn and a golden horn that

and a golden horn that catches the light

The rainbow-colored text below matches the unicorn's flowing mane for a coordinated look that happens to feature cartoon violence

Stars in pink and teal dot the unicorn's body for extra sparkle

The oversized head and stubby proportions nail the chibi style

Purple Alpha Male Unicorn Hoodie crown-unicorn and a golden horn thatLavender energy, maximum irony Purple or lavender if you're feeling fancy is the most unexpected color choice for an "Alpha Male" hoodie, which is exactly why it works. The cartoon unicorn on its rainbow arc, surrounded by stars and topped with the bold "ALPHA MALE" text, sits on a purple base that undercuts the bravado perfectly. It's self aware humor wearing a comfortable pullover. Oversized unisex fit in lightweight polyester. Drawstring hood,